OK, it's not mine.
From Aaron Sorkin’s commencement address at Syracuse University (via kottke.org and h/t to @alexgoetz)
"Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You’re a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You’re barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they’re a-coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb."
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