Hi peeps - I'm up today at my other blog (Fistful of Talent) with a post on stuff HR pros could sell on Black Friday.
There are 7 items that I'm packaging for Black Friday at hrcapitalist.com. Here's two, head over to FOT to see the rest:
3. CUBE MOVE NEXT TO THE HOT GUY/GIRL. Things are always more pleasant when you’re next to scenery. This Black-Friday-in-HR deal allows you to move either next to the hot cube, or have your back to the hot individual in question. If you keep getting new cube neighbors, look in the mirror. You’re smoking hot, and the people buying this package forgot to check the details that basically give them no rights to stay there any length of time. You’re only there until someone buys the package again. $49 to move to the side of the equator, $99 to move to the cube that allow you to look across into the abyss. $15for a creeper mirror that allows you to look across and your screen at the same time.
4. HARASSMENT DRIVE-BY. This Black Friday deal allows you to pick a person, pay HR, and a HR pro will set up a time to come investigate a harassment situation with the person in question. There’s no specifics, just a lot of broad questions that start something like “Have you ever… ?” The package includes at least 10 questions. $69 for a HDB (harassment drive by) about other people, $99 for it to be implied it’s about the person we’re talking to. Add $25 to either package for the door closed.
Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you buy a HR stocking stuffer on Black Friday.