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Sucking Up to HR Is Like Tipping Your Blackjack Dealer...

Can sucking up to HR protect you from layoffs?

No. Sucking up needs to be in this order:

Client -> Boss -> Boss’s staff -> Accounting -> (50 other things) -> HR

Kissing HR ass is like tipping your blackjack dealer. They can’t cheat for you even if they wanted to.

OK - I wish that was mine. It's from a comment on this string at Gawker about how Twitter fired 300+ employees in 2015 via email. And by removing them from Twitter.

Comments are better than the post sometimes...

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John Hollon

Tipping your blackjack dealer cant make them cheat for you, but it CAN help you to control the pace of the game. That's a big thing for card counters, and any book on card counting says that you can train the dealer to work at the pace you want (within reason) with tips. I agree that sucking up to HR provides zero benefits, but tipping your blackjack dealer is actually a good thing if you're a reasonably good card counter ...

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