I'm still in a state of shock about the uber-marketing chops of SHRM Florida, bringing in Morris Day and the Time to rock the house at their state meeting. It's brilliant...
Of course, leave it to my Gen Y brethren out there in to reign in the Capitalist enthusiasm a little bit. HR
Capitalist reader "M" from SoCal checked in after the post went up with this classic playback:
"So I read your SHRM Florida post and shouted out in our HR office... 'Anyone know who Morris Day is?'
Response - "Is that a new hire?" "What division is he for?" "Name doesn't ring a bell"...
Thought you'd get a chuckle out of that..."
Classic. Apparently, I'm a dinosaur. Excuse me while I kiss the sky run to the Sansabelt store for some sensible slacks. Thanks for keeping me honest, M...
SHRM-Florida has set the bar a little high for the future. What crazy counter-culture selection will they go with for 2009? My vote is Biz Markie, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones or Kip Winger.. Hit me in the comments with your selection, and yes, my Gen Y friends, you can play the game...
Just make sure your nominated artist isn't currently running every hour on Sirius Hits...


Snorting. Morris is that guy from accounting ho puts on funky disco clothes every Friday night and heads down to cruise the local club scene until 10 PM, and then heads home so he can avoid the rush of the late night crowds leaving the scene...
You know, I even enjoyed the keynote speakers at HR Florida, especially D. Michael Abrashoff, who talked about how he took command of the worst performing ship in the fleet and made it #1 by changing the culture — not the crew.
What did you think of the soundtrack from last night?
-- Michael
Posted by: Michael VanDervort | August 29, 2008 at 04:53 AM
crap. i didn't want to say it... but i have no clue who morris day is. and even with your other suggestions, i dunno who kip winger is.
Posted by: Jessica Lee | August 29, 2008 at 08:53 AM
I had to google him :(
Posted by: Dan | August 29, 2008 at 09:24 AM
Winger, as in the band? as in the t-shirt the loser kid from Beavis & Butthead wore? Wow. Really? Might as well ask Todd Rundgren to break out the instruments.
Posted by: chris | August 29, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Michael - Nice call, but to my discredit, I didn't check the agenda. Abrashoff was there? I have a high opinion of him, love seeing him on the news channels - kind of instills confidence, doesn't he?
Jessica, Dan - What can I say? Look at the picture above, and you know you would have had a good time. That you can't deny...
Chris - OK, if you knew that Beavis or Butthead wore a Winger t-shirt, I forgot which one of us is dated. No soup for you!! You can't mock me if you knew that!!
KD
Posted by: KD | August 30, 2008 at 08:30 AM
Dang. yes I know who Morris Day is, and yes I too am a dinosaur. That new hire reference is hilarious though! As for 2009 selections, I have to go with recent comebacks NKOTB - who else would hire them? or maybe Hootie!! Now THAT would rock!
Posted by: sylvia | September 10, 2008 at 01:24 PM